Free loaf fresh from the oven. Any takers
Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it
Perfume bottle? Nah son, that's some powerful wizard's most celebrated potioneering accomplishment.
Anonymous asked:
I had a life sized poster of King Tut's sarcophagus that I used to kiss before bed. I figured because he died as a teenager it wasn't weird.
filmnoirsbian answered:
Yeah that’s the part that makes it not weird
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